Well, timing&localization. This duo is the key to my today`s story.
The main characters? Me&my gang (who were busy taking some selfies until everything had been ready) a picnic and…the ultimate carefree attitude (as much as you can get)
The décor? A deserted beach in Ibiza, under a blazing sun of July.
The moment was perfect, the idea was brilliant, eh, well..but where should I put the towel&the food?
Therefore I chose the wild Es Cavallet beach (where  I had been at a beach club the day before) a kind of Babel “à la plage”, a mad mixture of nations, sexual orientations, stars (that is what they say in the touristic guides and I swear that is true); a combo of families with children, foreigners + nudists ! In the family area, where people are dressed (in bathing costumes, it is true, yet… with some clothes on) there wasn`t a seat to be found, so, I stopped in the south, in the nudists` area.
I put up my umbrella (having the sea behind me, as a perfect breeze was blowing to lessen the intense heat but also to bring some sand in the food) I put the towel, I arranged the décor-the cava bottle, cheeses, tomatoes, olives with anchovy and pepper, jamon, fruits, and some madeleines for dessert, typical of the place, with lemon cream-some extravagance!
The end: absolutely happy! Plus a new friend: a lizard which was continually coming to our food.